October 2009
5 posts
“i wish ‘months’ rhymed with ‘right’…”
– gabrielle wooden
“i want girls on bread!”
– joey tribbiani
“so i was walking down the street one day, and this broad with huge tits comes up...”
– gabby, in a new york accent.
i’m not really sure why.
September 2009
16 posts
right now it’s hard for me to believe that there will ever be a time where none of this matters. everything is a struggle and as much as i tell myself that i will be okay, i’m not sure i really believe it. i’m afraid that the decisions i’ve made the past few weeks have caused irreparable damage to my future.
asleep by the smiths
“i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”
– texts from last night
chandler: what about all that "friends forever" stuff?
ross: i don't know, i was all high...
okay, okay you got me - i'm never doing meth. →
“don’t worry about that, your tombstone can say whatever you want it to! it...”
– phoebe buffay
“today, i dropped my keys. not wanting to lean over and pick them up, i pointed...”
la finestra di fronte by andrea guerra
“so i shall go back to my little plot, set up my cross which that madcap trampled...”
– frank wedekind’s spring awakening
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com →
http://www.morenewmath.com/ →
August 2009
91 posts
somethingintellectual:
inothernews:
new york,...
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those and you tried to call 911
it’s the end of the world by rem
“okay, betting or wagering of any kind are, i’m sure, not permitted in the...”
– phoebe buffay
“look, you’re a really nice person…ham stealing and adultery...”
– chandler bing
chandler: all right, so i can't fire joseph. but, uh...i can sleep with his wife!
joey: karen?!
chandler: yeah, karen! i'm thinking about having an affair with her. oh, you know what? i just did!
joey: huh?? what the hell are you doing to me, man??
chandler: oh, well, it's not me, it's my character, "chandy." yeah! the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! in fact, i have her panties right there in my drawer!
joey: really???
chandler: no, freakshow! she's fictional!
“richard’s really nice and everything, it’s just we don’t know...”
– chandler bing
blowin in the wind by bob dylan
A Case Study of Joey & Chandler →
(via fffriends)
“40 is the new 39.”
– matthew perry’s twitter,
posted on his 40th birthday a couple of days ago
this is how much debt we're in...yikes →
what do you say i go over there and tell her how much i like her? no, no, it’d be good. i could tell her how much i’ve been thinking about her…that i haven’t stopped thinking about her since the moment we met…that i’m so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day, i can’t believe...
musicofmyheart24-7:
fuckyeahrocknroll:
The Kinks...
reverse pickpockets →
this is really nice :)
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/ →
(via sabino)
pretty as a car crash sexy as the stinger of a...
(310): please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
(1-310): negative
(310): come find me please
(313): mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
(1-313): it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
when i lived in maine, i had friends. i had a life. i loved my job. i’m not trying to romanticize my life there at all - i was actually miserable. but, you know, i felt comfortable. bored, lonely, sad, yes, but it felt like home regardless. by moving to new york city, i gave up all that stability. i gave up having a group of friends who really knew me, and i left behind a job where i was...
something really confusing happened to me today, and i still can’t decide whether it excites me or makes me sad. i mean at first i was like “my life has hit a dead end” but then…things seemed almost better than before.
so i guess i’ll have to settle for intense confusion.