chandler: all right, so i can't fire joseph. but, uh...i can sleep with his wife!
joey: karen?!
chandler: yeah, karen! i'm thinking about having an affair with her. oh, you know what? i just did!
joey: huh?? what the hell are you doing to me, man??
chandler: oh, well, it's not me, it's my character, "chandy." yeah! the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! in fact, i have her panties right there in my drawer!
joey: really???
chandler: no, freakshow! she's fictional!
