“so i was walking down the street one day, and this broad with huge tits comes up to me, and she says, ‘hey buddy, your fly’s unzipped!” so i look down, and my fuckin’ fly isn’t unzipped. so i keep walking, and this other chick with a sweet ass comes up to me and says ‘your shoe’s untied.’ i look down, and my fuckin shoe is fuckin tied!”
gabby, in a new york accent.
i’m not really sure why.
